Wednesday, April 30, 2008
76. Sunshine of Memories - Nostalgia
The mosquitoes that talk too much and wake you up at 2 in the night so that you can drowsily sleep next day, the cows crossing the roads so that you can slow down and follow the rules, the constant honking of vehicles that can make a deaf hear, the overflowing dust which reminds you to bath atleast once a day, the mothers yelling at their kids to play silently, the auto drivers discussing daylight robberies and inflations, the on-time railway announcements on delayed trains, the co-workers stressing discipline after reaching office daily at 10, the elderly disussing peace on an overcrowded bus - its a great feeling of nostalgia to be back from where I started - my beloved City Chennai I'm back.
After a stint of more than 2 years in U.S its kind of hard to adjust to the weather conditions - I started with shirts and pants, reducing the latter by half to bermudas, totalling removing the former as I sleep at night, and now as if this trend isnt enough, I will be left with nothing in a few weeks to comeby. All ye folks, I hope u're having a ravishing time. There is going to be a new series of Joke posts from me, so here you go this one is for this week.
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes :
'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'
She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:
'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'
The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered,it contained a note from him:
'I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! YOU USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!' :)
The mosquitoes that talk too much and wake you up at 2 in the night so that you can drowsily sleep next day, the cows crossing the roads so that you can slow down and follow the rules, the constant honking of vehicles that can make a deaf hear, the overflowing dust which reminds you to bath atleast once a day, the mothers yelling at their kids to play silently, the auto drivers discussing daylight robberies and inflations, the on-time railway announcements on delayed trains, the co-workers stressing discipline after reaching office daily at 10, the elderly disussing peace on an overcrowded bus - its a great feeling of nostalgia to be back from where I started - my beloved City Chennai I'm back.
After a stint of more than 2 years in U.S its kind of hard to adjust to the weather conditions - I started with shirts and pants, reducing the latter by half to bermudas, totalling removing the former as I sleep at night, and now as if this trend isnt enough, I will be left with nothing in a few weeks to comeby. All ye folks, I hope u're having a ravishing time. There is going to be a new series of Joke posts from me, so here you go this one is for this week.
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes :
'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'
She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:
'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'
The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered,it contained a note from him:
'I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! YOU USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!' :)
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