Friday, August 11, 2006
10 Useless Facts -(And My useless Comments!)
1. You cant kill yourself by holding your breath( But you can kill others by your bad breath! :))
2. In 1386, A pig in France was executed by publicly hanging for the murder of a child (Ah! Now I know why they hang Beef and mutton in Meat stalls - Treatment of Equals!)
3. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian and had only ONE testicle! (With that he screwed this many people, thank God he dint have one more! )
4. The oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old( Great! Is anybody still chewing that?)
5. Right handed people live, on an average, 9 years longer than left handed people( Hey thats cheating! All Lefty's start a strike "We have the right to live oops! We have the left to live)
6. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds (Yeah thats bcoz it became Tandoori Chicken!)
7. Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue(Whats so great about it! I know lot of my friends who watch blue films!)
8. Earth is the only planed not named after God (C'mon how will they when we humans live here?)
9. Someone paid $14,000 for the bra worn by Marilyn Monroe in the film 'Some like it Hot' (I think he must have got confused between "hot and sexy" with "hot cash"!)
10. Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end(What???? I thought there was something similar down too! )
1. You cant kill yourself by holding your breath( But you can kill others by your bad breath! :))
2. In 1386, A pig in France was executed by publicly hanging for the murder of a child (Ah! Now I know why they hang Beef and mutton in Meat stalls - Treatment of Equals!)
3. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian and had only ONE testicle! (With that he screwed this many people, thank God he dint have one more! )
4. The oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old( Great! Is anybody still chewing that?)
5. Right handed people live, on an average, 9 years longer than left handed people( Hey thats cheating! All Lefty's start a strike "We have the right to live oops! We have the left to live)
6. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds (Yeah thats bcoz it became Tandoori Chicken!)
7. Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue(Whats so great about it! I know lot of my friends who watch blue films!)
8. Earth is the only planed not named after God (C'mon how will they when we humans live here?)
9. Someone paid $14,000 for the bra worn by Marilyn Monroe in the film 'Some like it Hot' (I think he must have got confused between "hot and sexy" with "hot cash"!)
10. Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end(What???? I thought there was something similar down too! )
