Thursday, August 17, 2006
KISS Kindles & Ignites even a Savage’s Soul
I was walking down a few weeks back with one of my colleagues who recently came to U.S(in fact it was his first trip here), when we spotted a couple passionately smooching each other. My friend was watching that with his mouth wide gaping open,( I was about to do the same thing too, but was more afraid if the guys would kick the hell out of me If i did the same gaping open stare! :)). We crossed them and our vivid conversation (whatever crap we were discussing) was abruptly stopped with this fella engaged in deep thoughts. As usual my curiosity( hell with my curiosity!) would have it, and wanting to know what his thoughts were I questioned him and he said " Well I dont think those folks were kissing the right way!?".
"Why do you think so?"
"Well this guy was saying mm mm m! and she was saying oh oh oh! Thats wrong - dont you think so, coz after m comes n and not o!"
Arrrrrrgh! I was like Damn - Well I thought I was the most idiotic guy with the silliest of PJ's and here is one guy who would beat me by miles, and continue to haunt me forever with his cranky words. But I was proud - aha! so there are so many nuts around me who are far more worse than I'm!! :)

But then I started to think about KISS. Well all these 25 years of my Golden life, I've never ever kissed a girl(Except for the babies and little girls)! Hmmmm! (I know there are lot of guys nodding their head, acknowledging this as a fact- thats OK lets all take this as the new year resolution), and what is really wrong with me that - no lady ever looks at me! And Bingo here started my investigation(Thanks to my idiotic inquisitiveness again!). I was facing the mirror and twitching my face as far as I can - and the result was a sprained jaw for two days and lovely ravishing face like this horse below

Undeterred, like the brave a war hero I continued my research( Hmmph! Had I spend half of my interest I showed here when I was in School, I would have atleast passed the exams) and here is what I found out about the benefits of Kissing:
1. Kissing stabilizes cardiovascular activity, decreases high blood pressure, and lowers cholesterol.
2. Kissing stimulates 30 facial muscles that smoothes skin and increases blood circulation to face
3. Kissing burns 12 calories and three passionate kisses a day will help you lose a pound( And Oh yeah if your spouse finds you kissing someonelse passionately, you will lose all your pounds and bones!:))
4. Kissing helps people in vaccinating from new germs. Saliva contains 80% bacteria that is common to all people and 20% are unique to each person(Ah! so you see by kissing you can get all the 100% bacteria). By sharing your partners saliva you are stimulating your immune system to respond to a different bacteria. This process is called cross-immunotherapy! (mm I've always been taught about all the other immune mechanisms- had I known this before I would done a Ph.D within a month! Duh! My bad luck!)
5. And Kissing also cures your hiccups!( And yeah make sure you dont bite your partners lips - then you will need a surgeon to cure your wounds!)

The interlocking of the lip,
Ties with a magical whip,
The love of two souls right from the start,
And unites two different bodies into a single heart!!

Wah! Wah! Wah! What an Adieu to Kiss! So next time you want to gift your sweetheart, I will suggest you to use your lips rather than your wallet, coz Actions speaks louder than words! (and the reaction will be even more loud that you may not even hear again for your life:)).
(And if at all you see a guy urgently rushing with his girl and yet not punching a kiss, then it means he is running to Piss!)

Kiss someone you love today - it doesnt need to be a girl, it can be anyone whom you want to shower your affection, just like a hug!Because a simple kiss can do more than a 1000 words to express your love and there have been great stories of cruel brute's who have been tamed as a gentle lamb - just with a lovely kiss and I firmly believe what Ingrid Bergman said
" A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"
posted by Prasanna Parameswaran at 6:17 AM |


At 8:31 AM, Blogger Balu Vemburaj

very informative really!
I never knew this much about kissing...Thanks Pras


At 9:17 AM, Blogger ambi

Ahaa! ithu thaanda postu!
enna information, enna oru way of narration! adadaa adadaa! :)


At 2:25 PM, Blogger mojindro

hi dear..
i cant think that kiss can have so much biological effect also..
nice one..


At 7:23 PM, Blogger indianangel

balu: Thanks!
ambi: இதுக்கு நேரடியாவே என்ன காறி துப்பியிருக்கலாம்! :) இருந்தாலும் இந்த மாதிரி மொக்கையான் விஷயங்களை மேற்கொண்டு ஆராய்ந்து மேலும் என் அறிவை வளர்க்கலாமென்று இருக்கேன்! :)
Mojindro: Thats a very nice and different name(BTW what does ur name mean, just again my curiosity:)) Thanks do visit again!


At 10:29 PM, Blogger starry nights

Beautiful and hilarious post. who would have thought a kiss could do all this.I think these lines

The interlocking of the lip,
Ties with a magical whip,
The love of two souls right from the start,
And unites two different bodies into a single heart!! So true.


At 11:20 PM, Blogger priya

Never knew kiss has so many tricks.

It boost our energy IA.


At 1:40 AM, Blogger Syam

apdiye pullarichu pochu...enney oru thought provoking post...pidiyungal aayiram porkaasugal :-)


At 7:40 AM, Blogger priya

IA: Just noticed you dog and horse.
Understood your post.... Just kidding.
Enjoy your first kiss if you can...


At 8:43 AM, Blogger ambi

cha! cha! naan unmaiyaa thaanpa sonnen! my vote is always for kiss! he hee :)


At 8:55 AM, Blogger indianangel

Lalitha: Thanks! mm I dont how far it is true yet! :)
Priya: Forget the technical details. I think we should just enjoy!
Syam Porkaasugal varaliye! Can you send it my Fedex! :) Just kidding!
Ambi: Appadi neengalavadhu ennoda katchila irukeengale - appa thanks!:)


At 8:25 AM, Blogger Naveen G

You've made the article
"Kindle & Ignite a Savage's Soul"

Artistic :)