Sunday, September 03, 2006
You have just returned from U.S if.........
you see any of the following odd schizophrenic symptoms in guys/gals
1. When somebody asks you a question, that you dont know an answer, you just reply back saying "Good question"
2. When you are thinking about something logical and pretending that you are trying to find an answer and you keep asking "You know what" or "Guess what"
3. When the fact was you walked in at 9.30 to office, you however say to your colleague, "You know in XXXXX (replace the XXXX with the city/place where you lived in U.S), we are in dot 7.00 at office in the morning"
4. You always crib about losing your personal life as if you were dancing with Mariah Carey when you were in U.S!
5. You ask "What toppings you add" in a pizza stall when you very well knew that, day before yesterday's rotten tomoatoes and onions were added to it!
6. When at the vegetable stall you ask for "Egg plant instead of brinjal or Okra instead of lady's finger"!
7. When you ask "Is there a working from home option" , when the fact was you were snoring like pig at home in the name of "Working from home"
8. When you have a simple fever, you search google, yahoo and every other busted website when you very well know that the medicine is right in front of you!
9. And even if you dont find a medicine and visit a doc, and he says "Eat good food, exercise and take care" - you reply back "You too!"
10. Every now and then you say "Ah this city sucks man! its too hot, you know how it used to be in XXXX(again replace the same city name as in point 3), as if you were born in the royal dynasty of emperor penguins in anatartica!
11. If you say "Hey this food has more calories or more fat", when the fact was you gobbled 3 parathas and 5 samosas for your breakfast!
12. When you say "I hate this pollution and unclean attitude of these guys", when you were the first to drop the ticket on the road, after returning from a theatre!
13. When your colleague asks "Hey! how about a lunch at the Andhra Mess today" and you scare the shit out of him by replying "Sounds good!"
14. You throw your arms and legs frenzily in the air as if you had fits when you listen to songs using your headphones and shake your head to and fro like a buffalo chewing fodder!
15. To top it all, you screw your jaws at 135 Degrees(to imitate the American English) and say "Howwwah yo doin' maaaaan" when all you wanted to ask was "How are you!" :)

Statuory Warning: My upcoming posts are going to be little serious, I hope you would've laughed your hearts out reading the ones so far - I may be writing on either of the following:
1. Fox Hunting - Part 2
2. Eternal Elixir of Life - Water
3. Magic of Music
4. Longing heart of a young soul!
5. 'N' Ways to get the best from yourself
Have a great weekend!
 
posted by Prasanna Parameswaran at 1:16 AM |


23 Comments:


At 7:20 AM, Blogger Syam

wonderful and ROTFL...kalakareenga... :-)


haiya looks like am back to form.. IA neenga religious ah daily oru post podareenga pola iruku...innum unga previous posts pakikala appuram padichitu comment panren
:-)

sari sari puliodharai stock theerndhu pochu seekiram anupunga :-)

 

At 8:07 AM, Blogger indianangel

ok pidiyungal our kinnam/kavalam puliyidharai! :) daily posta! appadi ellam kedayadhu! naan pudhsa ippa dhaane blogging panna aarambichurukkaen! andha ENTHUdhaan! oru naalu peru nalla keta varthaila thitunaangunna thana adangirum! :) Thanks for your comment and take your time to read the other posts!

 

At 9:52 AM, Blogger indianangel

All:I've made changes to my template. If you dont like this I'll revert back to the old one!

 

At 12:38 PM, Blogger prithz

ROTFL!!!! Super ah irundhudhu... ippolaam, s'pore laendhu, chennai pooana, naanga ellarum, ipdi dhan paesuvom:

"switch on the aircon la!!!"...ac nu sollamataanga, aircon dhan!!! namba oorula, "come da machi" madiri, inga, "come on la!!!"

illati, edhanum request pannina, "can ah" nu kaetutu, apram reply - "can can" nu pannarom!!!

But at the end of the day, wemust know to keep up our individuality.... dats most important...

 

At 5:20 PM, Blogger Kavi

Good one !

Curiously, i have seen people put on a accent even if they have been 'over there' for 15 days! We call such accents 'Peter' and is applicable to anyone who has returned from anywhere closer west. The consulate included !

There are other stuff too. Like 'Sidewalk' for Platform
Like 'Cookies' for 'Biscuits'
Like 'hey dude'..!

The thought that the western world is superior is firmly ingrained in many of us. It has changed though for many of the westerners !!

 

At 6:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Good one IA. How truw ppl' get infected with words huh..

Your template is awesome and pretty diffeent from what I have searched before.

Your blog name is mixed with title in navigation bar. May eb you need to alter that.

Pritz in malay and sing' ppl' are so used with "la" right.

IA: this is priya posting. When I login with blogger a/c its not accepting.

 

At 7:00 PM, Blogger indianangel

Prithz: Thanks! I'vent heard that before!
Kavi: Thanks for pointing out the other words! Yes we do use the term "Peter" but on a more general note to those folks who incessantly lie a lot! :)

Pria: I think that issue will happen if your screen resolution is less than 1024X768. try changing your resolution and you will see that the title is merging with the header! Anyway let me see if I can work that! Thx! I know this has been a issue before, which is why I'vent switched to beta yet! :)

 

At 8:22 PM, Blogger Karthik B.S.

hehehe... nalla comedya irundhudu!

Aama inadhu idhu... Blogger name... Indian angel nu vechu irukeenga? Naan kuda edho "figure" pola nu ninaichutaen! :)

 

At 4:35 AM, Blogger Twisted DNA

LOL!

 

At 5:42 AM, Anonymous Amit

Heheheh! :)

 

At 7:14 AM, Blogger Hip Grandma

first time here and I really laughed my lungs out.May charge you for a transplant.

 

At 9:24 AM, Blogger ambi

he hee, another good one prasanna! ROTFL :)

 

At 9:50 AM, Blogger வேதா

//When you have a simple fever, you search google, yahoo and every other busted website when you very well know that the medicine is right in front of you!//
ROTFL:)

// "I hate this pollution and unclean attitude of these guys", when you were the first to drop the ticket on the road, after returning from a theatre!//
PUNCH DIALOGUE:):)

btw, your template is simply superb:) stick to it, dont change:)

 

At 10:32 AM, Blogger Iris

Ha HA! Though i have heard read similar before, the points are new.. Had a nice laugh:)

Have a nice day and happy blogging!

 

At 6:09 PM, Blogger Keshi

LOL!

Keshi.

 

At 6:12 PM, Blogger indianangel

Karthik: Thx! and Welcome here! adhu chumma i dint know wat name to keep and at that moment only name came to my mind! Appa comedy panreenga angel'na figure dhaan irukkanuma??? :)

Twisted-dna, ambi: thanks
amit : welcome here! you have a nice blog!
hip-hop: Sure! Glad that my pest helped you to laugh!
Veda: Dhanks! I will stick on to this template!
Iris: Thanks and do come again!

 

At 6:18 PM, Blogger RandomThoughts

At least those back from there is understandable...but then if you happen to be a neighbour of a U.S returned person you get the accent. Have you heard of this before? I had a classmate in school who came to school with the accent one day,the reason her neighbour had just returned from U.S & she spoke to him that morning!

Hilarious post!Enjoyed it.

Rashmi

 

At 8:00 PM, Blogger Karthik B.S.

aamaa aama illaya pinna! Angel na eppadi aanoda peru aagum?

Your template is nice! Dont' change it! :)

 

At 9:16 PM, Blogger Jeevan

i too have notices one of my relative who comes form singapore, he used to shake his head many times. its a funny post:)

 

At 10:07 AM, Blogger Adaengappa !!

GOOD ONE :-)

But,When a "peter machi" does all these nakras,your friends would say..."adanguda dei.."

 

At 9:32 AM, Blogger Balu Vemburaj

That was very funny...nice work pras...And also wish many more happy returns of the day...

 

At 8:48 PM, Blogger smiley

appadiya :) :) :) good one

 

At 4:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

What do you mean a "Peter Machi"? Do you know that person personally?