There are incessant stories of women bragging about what they want in men, or how they expect their ideal man to be like. Sigh! Even if this earth is remade again we can never satisfy them. Anyway, no hard feelings folks, here is a hilarious post on what women expect from men. Guys, as usual I know you would take it light(???) , so read through it and have fun. I'm intending to write a similar post on what men expect from women too, but also heard that today's heels are made from thick mixture of rexin and ceramic - so y take chances ehhh?
What women want in Men - the Original List(I know this list is endless and soooooooooooo big but anyway letme make it concise)
1. Handsome (Then you got to marry the sun!)
2. Charming
3. Financially successful ( yes never borrow from your in laws)
4. A caring listener( actually I'm having trouble with both my ears for quite some time)
5. Witty (hah hah hah thats a nice joke)
6. In good shape ( What I meant was with a perfect body and not after accidents!)
7. Dresses with Style
8. Full of thoughtful surprises
9. Is imaginative, romantic lover
10. Always makes you skip a beat in your heart( Heh Heh I can only do that by punching hard in your heart)
What women want in Men - (Age 30 plus)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, doors in the house when guest comes, holds chairs and immediately disappears into Kitchen!
3. Has enough money to take me to dinner atleast 2 times a week( Oh you mean on Saturday's and Sunday's - anyway the rest of the days you invariably eat outside)
4. Listens more than talking( This is where all men start acquiring their thespian acting skills that within a span of 5 years they would be trained enough to get an Oscar)
5. Laughs at my jokes ( This is very important otherwise you'll end up crying, so please laugh even if you cant)
6. Should have strong hands to carry groceries from store to house
7. Should definetly not roar with laughter when somebody praises "Your wife is such a good cook" :)
8. Remembers (my) birthdays and gifts for anniversaries (Otherwise you will be considered as an adversary)
What women want in Men - (40 plus)
1. Is not too ugly
2. Doesnt sleep when I'm talking :)
3. Constantly nods the head when Im talking (Yeah Till your frikking head gets sprained and constanly moves thereafter due to a nervous breakdown) :)
4. Wears a shirt that covers the gigantic belly! :)
5. Doesnt drive the car until I'm inside.
6. Remembers where the reading glasses are kept. Should definitely not keep the reading glasses on the forehead and pester us asking where it is
7. Should not come out of the bathroom half shaved and say "Honey I love you. Can you please help me with this shave...." no no no this is not the idea of romance
8. Should know what to buy when going to a mall. Severe traumatic experiences will be felt if you buy cleaning oil instead of cooking oil.:)
9. Should definitely not jump up and down with joy and tell every nook and cranny idiot in the neighbourhood that "My wife is out of town for a week!"
10. Should always have enough strength and excitement to move the furniture, clean the attic, wash the toilet and kitchen, mow the lawn and drop the kids at school! Well you know how busy we ladies are!
What women want in Men - (Age 50 plus)
1. Trims the hair in ears and nose so that they dont look like the pal of orangutan! :)
2. Doesnt burps or farts in public! :)
3. Doesnt the retell the same joke too many times until we bleed to death! :)
4. Should understand that socks are always in shoes otherwise it sucks!
5. Should stop staying that "Polar bears have less gray hair than you do" and the accompanying roar with laughter for 5 minutes, as if this was the greatest joke in the world
6. If you dont mind gray hair thats fine, we appreciate your magnanimity, but dont complain us saying "Even the largest coal mine in South Africa, wont have enough coal compared to the dye on your hair!"
What women want in Men - (Age 60 plus)
1. Doesnt scare small children by trying to play hide and seek with them :)
2. Doesnt scratch my hand when you feel the itch :)
3. Should have good enough hands that atleast doesnt tremble like a land experiencing an earthquake with a 6.0 on the Richter scale
4. Should snore lightly only when asleep
5. Should remember why they are laughing.
6. Tell people immediately if you have problems with your eye-sight, and not by touching all the next door maamis!(aunties) :)
7. Should eat soft foods that are good for health, and not ask for Samosas and Bhajjis in the middle of the night! :)
8. Remembers where they left their toothset and no, dont ever attempt to talk like Scooby-Doo without your toothset - That is not funny! :)
What women want from Men - (70 plus)
1. Please breathe, dont forget to breathe, its very scary
2. Please go to toilet atleast once a day, but also remember it is not exciting nor fun to go more than 5 times in a day!
What women want from Men - (80 plus)
Forget it after that they dont consider as us men! :)
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At 7:48 AM, 
At 8:50 AM, 
Prasanna Parameswaran
bharan: diwali eppadi pochu! namakku sema boru! :(
@ Keshi: Heya! no worries girl, u'll definitely find ur soul mate pretty soon! :)
@ Pria: glad u'd a good laugh!
//Accept the truth women are romantic:-))
I dont know pria frankly! if throwing a surprise party or a gift is more romantic, yeah maybe guys are weak in that, but i think romance will help only to start a relationship with your partner on a good note, its ultimately love that matters and carries you with the same excitement till your death! :)
and more importantly i always hate to talk who is always better of the sexes - men or women, to me both are equal in this beautiful surface of the planet!
At 10:12 AM,
At 12:38 PM, Has to be me
At 3:01 PM, Twisted DNA
At 7:36 AM, Prasanna Parameswaran
@ lera: very true, we should respect one another's privacy and values if u really love someone we should allow them to act independently, hope you had a great diwali too!
@ hastobeme! yes ive read that too
@ bharan: ippa dhaan vandheenga adhukkulliyum bore adikudha romba, edhavadhu panitteirunga to keep our mind busy, illana vaazhkai romba bore adichudum! :)
@ twisted dna: yeah it is funny! :)
@ priya: idhu ennoda original stuff illa 50-50. i read this on excerpt on the net and added my own flavours - scooby doo, samosa, southafrica coal mine and so on.... :)
@ gils: naan innum endha categorylayum innum varala, kozhandiagalukku innum ladies category podala( inadhu!!!! seri seri kandukadheenga)
@ lalitha: glad you enjoyed it!its nice hear to that ur hubby has a few of these (endless... :)) flavours :)
@ syam: nalla patha vechuteengala ippa sandhoshamdhaane! enakku U.Slaye din'u kattanumnu mudivu panniteengala, me the escape!!!!
@ bala.g : coreetuba! oru aanaladhan innoru aanoda kashtatha pirinjukka mudiyum, edho neenga purinjikiteengale adhuvaraikkum seri! :)