Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Men, Men..........and What Ladies Want in Men!
There are incessant stories of women bragging about what they want in men, or how they expect their ideal man to be like. Sigh! Even if this earth is remade again we can never satisfy them. Anyway, no hard feelings folks, here is a hilarious post on what women expect from men. Guys, as usual I know you would take it light(???) , so read through it and have fun. I'm intending to write a similar post on what men expect from women too, but also heard that today's heels are made from thick mixture of rexin and ceramic - so y take chances ehhh?

What women want in Men - the Original List(I know this list is endless and soooooooooooo big but anyway letme make it concise)
1. Handsome (Then you got to marry the sun!)
2. Charming
3. Financially successful ( yes never borrow from your in laws)
4. A caring listener( actually I'm having trouble with both my ears for quite some time)
5. Witty (hah hah hah thats a nice joke)
6. In good shape ( What I meant was with a perfect body and not after accidents!)
7. Dresses with Style
8. Full of thoughtful surprises
9. Is imaginative, romantic lover
10. Always makes you skip a beat in your heart( Heh Heh I can only do that by punching hard in your heart)

What women want in Men - (Age 30 plus)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, doors in the house when guest comes, holds chairs and immediately disappears into Kitchen!
3. Has enough money to take me to dinner atleast 2 times a week( Oh you mean on Saturday's and Sunday's - anyway the rest of the days you invariably eat outside)
4. Listens more than talking( This is where all men start acquiring their thespian acting skills that within a span of 5 years they would be trained enough to get an Oscar)
5. Laughs at my jokes ( This is very important otherwise you'll end up crying, so please laugh even if you cant)
6. Should have strong hands to carry groceries from store to house
7. Should definetly not roar with laughter when somebody praises "Your wife is such a good cook" :)
8. Remembers (my) birthdays and gifts for anniversaries (Otherwise you will be considered as an adversary)

What women want in Men - (40 plus)
1. Is not too ugly
2. Doesnt sleep when I'm talking :)
3. Constantly nods the head when Im talking (Yeah Till your frikking head gets sprained and constanly moves thereafter due to a nervous breakdown) :)
4. Wears a shirt that covers the gigantic belly! :)
5. Doesnt drive the car until I'm inside.
6. Remembers where the reading glasses are kept. Should definitely not keep the reading glasses on the forehead and pester us asking where it is
7. Should not come out of the bathroom half shaved and say "Honey I love you. Can you please help me with this shave...." no no no this is not the idea of romance
8. Should know what to buy when going to a mall. Severe traumatic experiences will be felt if you buy cleaning oil instead of cooking oil.:)
9. Should definitely not jump up and down with joy and tell every nook and cranny idiot in the neighbourhood that "My wife is out of town for a week!"
10. Should always have enough strength and excitement to move the furniture, clean the attic, wash the toilet and kitchen, mow the lawn and drop the kids at school! Well you know how busy we ladies are!

What women want in Men - (Age 50 plus)
1. Trims the hair in ears and nose so that they dont look like the pal of orangutan! :)
2. Doesnt burps or farts in public! :)
3. Doesnt the retell the same joke too many times until we bleed to death! :)
4. Should understand that socks are always in shoes otherwise it sucks!
5. Should stop staying that "Polar bears have less gray hair than you do" and the accompanying roar with laughter for 5 minutes, as if this was the greatest joke in the world
6. If you dont mind gray hair thats fine, we appreciate your magnanimity, but dont complain us saying "Even the largest coal mine in South Africa, wont have enough coal compared to the dye on your hair!"

What women want in Men - (Age 60 plus)
1. Doesnt scare small children by trying to play hide and seek with them :)
2. Doesnt scratch my hand when you feel the itch :)
3. Should have good enough hands that atleast doesnt tremble like a land experiencing an earthquake with a 6.0 on the Richter scale
4. Should snore lightly only when asleep
5. Should remember why they are laughing.
6. Tell people immediately if you have problems with your eye-sight, and not by touching all the next door maamis!(aunties) :)
7. Should eat soft foods that are good for health, and not ask for Samosas and Bhajjis in the middle of the night! :)
8. Remembers where they left their toothset and no, dont ever attempt to talk like Scooby-Doo without your toothset - That is not funny! :)

What women want from Men - (70 plus)
1. Please breathe, dont forget to breathe, its very scary
2. Please go to toilet atleast once a day, but also remember it is not exciting nor fun to go more than 5 times in a day!

What women want from Men - (80 plus)
Forget it after that they dont consider as us men! :)
 
posted by Prasanna Parameswaran at 5:44 AM |


30 Comments:


At 7:20 AM, Blogger Bharani

//today's heels are made from thick mixture of rexin and ceramic //....idhukellam naama kavala padalama....bayapadaaama ezhdunga :))

 

At 7:22 AM, Blogger Bharani

Man...itz really hilarious :))

//Please breathe, dont forget to breathe, its very scary
//...evlo periya kavala...

//Forget it after that they dont consider as us men! :) //.....appadiyaba....romba kustam :))

 

At 7:46 AM, Blogger Keshi

LOL!

Anyways I just want a man who can handle me...and that seems hard to find! :):)

Keshi.

 

At 7:48 AM, Anonymous pria

I had a good laugh reading it IA. Women from all ages and what men
they want. Oh boy never ending huh!!!

Well we have choices IA and just can't loving hmmmmm.
Accept the truth women are romantic:-))

 

At 7:49 AM, Anonymous pria

missed the word can't stop loving...

 

At 8:50 AM, Blogger indianangel

bharan: diwali eppadi pochu! namakku sema boru! :(

@ Keshi: Heya! no worries girl, u'll definitely find ur soul mate pretty soon! :)

@ Pria: glad u'd a good laugh!

//Accept the truth women are romantic:-))
I dont know pria frankly! if throwing a surprise party or a gift is more romantic, yeah maybe guys are weak in that, but i think romance will help only to start a relationship with your partner on a good note, its ultimately love that matters and carries you with the same excitement till your death! :)
and more importantly i always hate to talk who is always better of the sexes - men or women, to me both are equal in this beautiful surface of the planet!

 

At 10:12 AM, Anonymous Lera

It's fun reading this,I would say ,all a woman would need is a Man who believes in "Thou shalt always give each other a little space "....IA, Hope you had a wonderful diwali..:)

 

At 10:14 AM, Blogger Bharani

diwali ingayum sema bore....onnume pannala..called my home...and kept on talking...avlodhan...enna koduma prasanna idhu :((

 

At 12:38 PM, Blogger Has to be me

Hey read that b4.....irrespective of what u expect as long as u r happy with each other, guess its fine! :)

 

At 3:01 PM, Blogger Twisted DNA

Funny :)

@Keshi:
"Anyways I just want a man who can handle me...and that seems hard to find! :):)"
Of course it's hard to find :) It's almost impossible to find somebody as warm, smart and fun as you.

 

At 3:13 PM, Blogger gils

hahahaa...chanceless compilation..neenga entha categoryngana

 

At 2:44 AM, Blogger Priya

ROFTL :)
original stuff a Prasanna?

//today's heels are made from thick mixture of rexin and ceramic //
therinja sari

 

At 3:00 AM, Blogger starry nights

hilarious post made me laugh. I just want my man to have a sense of humor, be caring , surprise me and make my heart skip a beat.I am glad I found that man. 2 out of four aint bad.

 

At 4:41 AM, Blogger Syam

ROTFL...more over all the ladies here accepted it....I really didn't know whether they accepted it just for fun or the concept :-)

(patha vechutaye paratta)

 

At 5:40 AM, Blogger Bala.G

adengappa.....ivlo periya list-a??...konjam kashtam thaanu nenaikiren

 

At 7:36 AM, Blogger indianangel

@ lera: very true, we should respect one another's privacy and values if u really love someone we should allow them to act independently, hope you had a great diwali too!

@ hastobeme! yes ive read that too
@ bharan: ippa dhaan vandheenga adhukkulliyum bore adikudha romba, edhavadhu panitteirunga to keep our mind busy, illana vaazhkai romba bore adichudum! :)

@ twisted dna: yeah it is funny! :)
@ priya: idhu ennoda original stuff illa 50-50. i read this on excerpt on the net and added my own flavours - scooby doo, samosa, southafrica coal mine and so on.... :)

@ gils: naan innum endha categorylayum innum varala, kozhandiagalukku innum ladies category podala( inadhu!!!! seri seri kandukadheenga)

@ lalitha: glad you enjoyed it!its nice hear to that ur hubby has a few of these (endless... :)) flavours :)

@ syam: nalla patha vechuteengala ippa sandhoshamdhaane! enakku U.Slaye din'u kattanumnu mudivu panniteengala, me the escape!!!!

@ bala.g : coreetuba! oru aanaladhan innoru aanoda kashtatha pirinjukka mudiyum, edho neenga purinjikiteengale adhuvaraikkum seri! :)

 

At 10:48 AM, Blogger பொற்கொடி

seri seri, list la ellam note paniyachu illa, adu padi ellam irukanu paka arambinga :)

 

At 1:25 PM, Blogger Jeevan

:))) "Tell people immediately if you have problems with your eye-sight, and not by touching all the next door maamis!(aunties) " Lol!!

put the Men's wish soon....

 

At 5:05 PM, Blogger ambi

ROTFL :)
read this as a fwd mail some time b4.

 

At 5:06 PM, Blogger prithz

Haha!! Well that was funny..

am waiting for "wat men want in women".. :)

 

At 6:24 PM, Blogger vibhor

its too funy to digest...

 

At 12:12 AM, Blogger Kavi

LOL !

Looks like you have a fanta fabulous insight saar !!

I can understand the authentic feeling s by the description of 'todays heels'! Close look eh !!

nice Fun read buddy !

 

At 12:32 AM, Blogger Dreamzz

appadi poodu
//What women want in Men - the Original List(I //

itha itha thaan naan ethirpathen...

 

At 10:07 AM, Blogger indianangel

@ porkodi!: unga kurumbukku alave illa.
@ jeev: good u enzhoyed it
@ ambi: mm i read the excerpt over the web! :)

prithz,vibhor,kavi and dreamzz: glad u'd fun reading it, lets see need to do some thinking to write something on what men expect from women! well definitely write that! :)

 

At 10:07 AM, Blogger indianangel

@ porkodi!: unga kurumbukku alave illa.
@ jeev: good u enzhoyed it
@ ambi: mm i read the excerpt over the web! :)

prithz,vibhor,kavi and dreamzz: glad u'd fun reading it, lets see need to do some thinking to write something on what men expect from women! well definitely write that! :)

 

At 10:19 AM, Blogger Alan

Funny stuff here. Looks like I'm doing well for my age group!

 

At 6:12 PM, Blogger Pritika Gupta

good one njoyed..:)

 

At 6:25 AM, Blogger indianangel

@ alan: jeez! you are able to satisfy for your age, that's really great to hear! :)

@ pritika: glad u enjoyed

 

At 7:31 PM, Blogger smiley

ha ha ha :)

 

At 3:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous